If you were gay....

topic posted Tue, June 22, 2004 - 9:10 PM by  Katelynn
Or if you are gay in actuality and if you were straight, who would you want to make out with? Mine is Uma Thurman. (I realize that is not political but with all of our banter, I thought it would be fun to get to know each other with friendly conversation.)
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Katelynn
  • Re: If you were gay....

    Wed, June 23, 2004 - 1:23 PM
    Hmm, no one comes to mind. I'm so straight that even my imagination won't think about guys in that way.
    • Re: If you were gay....

      Wed, June 23, 2004 - 1:25 PM
      Well slide on over sweetcheeks and let's see.
      • Re: If you were gay....

        Wed, June 23, 2004 - 1:40 PM
        LOL! i wanna turn!!!
        • Re: If you were gay....

          Wed, June 23, 2004 - 1:47 PM
          Room for every one on the Picard Express.
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            Wed, June 23, 2004 - 3:50 PM
            Wait, Picard is dullsville! Kirk had more women in one month on TOS than Picard ever had in SEVEN SEASONS!

            www.tribe.net/tribe/servl...ontext/pcard
            • Re: If you were gay....

              Thu, June 24, 2004 - 6:33 AM
              Admittedly Kirk had more one night stands but women went gaga over Picard. If you judge quality higher than you judge quanity like I do, then you will see Picard was the man. By the way Riker was the BIG DADDY PIMP of the Star Trek Universe, If you consider that he had Deanna went off and boinked everything with a pussy and a Pulse, then got Deanna back, then broke up with her, went back to carousing, Troi went off and had her Kingon *encounter*, and even then She went back and Married Riker. Riker had her on a leash; a long leash, but a leash nontheless, and when he wanted her to cum, she happily came running.

              BTW, the award for Starfleet Unich goes to.......
              Harry Kim, This dude got no Play at all. Even with the cool uniform he got no ass. Even with the fresh meat rep he fostered, he hasn't had any since it had him. You would think that the writers would toss the dog a bone, but NOOOOOOOOO.... It was going to take them 75yrs to get home, is the guy supposed to stay a virgin while the rest of the crew F___s like bunnies? I know, humans are supposed to be more evolved in the Star Trek Universe, but hey, he's still a MAN!!!
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                Thu, June 24, 2004 - 6:43 AM
                Yeah, I have to admit Riker put both Kirk AND Picard to shame insofar as wooing the ladies...NOT!!! Most of the series he was either obsessing over Troi despite the fact they were no longer dating, and the rest of the time he was obsessing over Troi WHILE they were dating.

                Riker might have had the better looks, but he wasn't that much of a playah. Kirk, you got to admit, was the better playah.
              • Re: If you were gay....

                Thu, June 24, 2004 - 6:46 AM
                BTW, that's spelled Eunich with an 'E' in case you wanted a correct spelling. Just doing my part to help out.

                All that being said...

                When the hell did this go from being a "who would you do if you were gay" thread to "who was the bigger, better Star Trek playah" thread?

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                • Re: If you were gay....

                  Thu, June 24, 2004 - 6:58 AM
                  Would you like some cheese with that WHINE? WTF, Now your correcting my spelling???!!! Come on we are just having some good ole fashioned PHUN dammitt!!! Does it always have to be a fight? We can get back to verbal jousting on another thread, This on is for a good time.
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                    Re: If you were gay....

                    Thu, June 24, 2004 - 6:59 AM
                    Oh, would you two kiss and make up, already? It's the theme of the thread, you might as well.
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                    Re: If you were gay....

                    Thu, June 24, 2004 - 3:30 PM
                    Whoa dude, chill out and sit right back and you'll hear a tale, a tale of a fateful trip, that started from a tropic port aboard this tiny ship...

                    ;^P
              • Re: If you were gay....

                Thu, June 24, 2004 - 7:57 AM
                A friend of mine was really keen on the Troi/Worf, White Women/Black Men analogy.

                She alternated between finding it hot and being offended.

                I know. Poor Harry. Star trek just will not let the minorities have any good play, even Sisko, who I didn't like, had all his lady loves either fall into a black hole, blow up, or leave on 90 year transport missions.
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                  Re: If you were gay....

                  Thu, June 24, 2004 - 9:40 AM
                  The only worse part to play on Star Trek (any of them) was "Ensign Smith", that poor schlub or schlubetter who got vaporized in the first few minutes of the show to "up the ante".

                  Didn't any of the crew figure that out?!?!?!?

                  "Hell, no, I'm not going down there with you, Captain!! Why don't you and Bones and Spock just go? You always come back alive, anyway!!"
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                    Re: If you were gay....

                    Thu, June 24, 2004 - 9:47 AM
                    the redshirts, aka "phaser meat".

                    Anyone else ever see the episode where Riker is passed by a man wearing one of the female outfits, with a skirt and bear legs?

                    I doubt it would matter anyway, no matter how many people there are on these ships, it's always pretty much the same people going on away missions. How the hell does anyone advance in position if the glory hogs always go on these missions? What do the rest of them do? Tap screens all day?
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                      Re: If you were gay....

                      Thu, June 24, 2004 - 11:24 AM
                      <<Anyone else ever see the episode where Riker is passed by a man wearing one of the female outfits, with a skirt and bear legs?>>

                      Bear legs? Grizzly?

                      Is that like a "furries" thing or something kinky like that?

                      Grrrrr....
                • Re: If you were gay....

                  Thu, June 24, 2004 - 3:34 PM
                  Yeah, Harry Kim was kind of a loser in the ladies department. Hell, even the holographic Doctor managed to snag a girlfriend or two. What's it say when a hologram is gettin' some and a flesh-and-blood human isn't?

                  Sisko, I just don't understand why he couldn't get his thing going with that lady freighter captain. I mean, COME ON MAN SHE WAS HOT FOR YA!!! Geez, what a pussy Sisko was...

                  Still, ya gotta give credit to Worf. He bagged the Klingon/human woman, wooed troi, and married Jadzia Dax. He was definitely a much better playah than Sisko. Glad they added him to the DS9 cast.

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