Or if you are gay in actuality and if you were straight, who would you want to make out with? Mine is Uma Thurman. (I realize that is not political but with all of our banter, I thought it would be fun to get to know each other with friendly conversation.)
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Wed, June 23, 2004 - 7:14 AMHeck I'd still make out with these people now!
Lucy Liu
Lucy Lawless
Jeri Ryan
Lynda Carter
Lindsay Wagner
hmm, bit of a super hero theme here...
And my number 1 most attractive woman is... Kate Winslet.
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Wed, June 23, 2004 - 8:27 AMJLP, I'm really crushed that I'm not on your list.
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Wed, June 23, 2004 - 8:31 AMSorry babe, you only get one ride on the kingmaker. I still can't walk by that firehouse without thinking of you fondly.
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Wed, June 23, 2004 - 1:23 PMHmm, no one comes to mind. I'm so straight that even my imagination won't think about guys in that way. -
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Wed, June 23, 2004 - 1:47 PMRoom for every one on the Picard Express.
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Wed, June 23, 2004 - 3:50 PMWait, Picard is dullsville! Kirk had more women in one month on TOS than Picard ever had in SEVEN SEASONS!
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Thu, June 24, 2004 - 4:02 AM*gimlet glare*
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Thu, June 24, 2004 - 5:26 AMGil Gerard
And Picard is tougher than Kirk.
Picard LAUGHED when he was lying near death with a stab wound.
Kirk's last words? "Oh.....my."
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Thu, June 24, 2004 - 6:02 AMDude, Gil Gerard was on Buck Rogers!
And Kirk came back in the Shatner books, so he's not really dead he was just restin'.
No, he was pining for the fjords!
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Thu, June 24, 2004 - 6:33 AMAdmittedly Kirk had more one night stands but women went gaga over Picard. If you judge quality higher than you judge quanity like I do, then you will see Picard was the man. By the way Riker was the BIG DADDY PIMP of the Star Trek Universe, If you consider that he had Deanna went off and boinked everything with a pussy and a Pulse, then got Deanna back, then broke up with her, went back to carousing, Troi went off and had her Kingon *encounter*, and even then She went back and Married Riker. Riker had her on a leash; a long leash, but a leash nontheless, and when he wanted her to cum, she happily came running.
BTW, the award for Starfleet Unich goes to.......
Harry Kim, This dude got no Play at all. Even with the cool uniform he got no ass. Even with the fresh meat rep he fostered, he hasn't had any since it had him. You would think that the writers would toss the dog a bone, but NOOOOOOOOO.... It was going to take them 75yrs to get home, is the guy supposed to stay a virgin while the rest of the crew F___s like bunnies? I know, humans are supposed to be more evolved in the Star Trek Universe, but hey, he's still a MAN!!! -
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Thu, June 24, 2004 - 6:43 AMYeah, I have to admit Riker put both Kirk AND Picard to shame insofar as wooing the ladies...NOT!!! Most of the series he was either obsessing over Troi despite the fact they were no longer dating, and the rest of the time he was obsessing over Troi WHILE they were dating.
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Thu, June 24, 2004 - 6:45 AMYou know, it's just a show ;o)
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Thu, June 24, 2004 - 6:46 AMBTW, that's spelled Eunich with an 'E' in case you wanted a correct spelling. Just doing my part to help out.
All that being said...
When the hell did this go from being a "who would you do if you were gay" thread to "who was the bigger, better Star Trek playah" thread?
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Thu, June 24, 2004 - 6:58 AMWould you like some cheese with that WHINE? WTF, Now your correcting my spelling???!!! Come on we are just having some good ole fashioned PHUN dammitt!!! Does it always have to be a fight? We can get back to verbal jousting on another thread, This on is for a good time. -
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Thu, June 24, 2004 - 6:59 AMOh, would you two kiss and make up, already? It's the theme of the thread, you might as well.
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Thu, June 24, 2004 - 7:03 AMOk as long as he doesn't try to slip me the tongue. -
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Thu, June 24, 2004 - 7:59 AMNow THIS I would pay to see. Pucker up boys.
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Thu, June 24, 2004 - 3:30 PMWhoa dude, chill out and sit right back and you'll hear a tale, a tale of a fateful trip, that started from a tropic port aboard this tiny ship...
;^P
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Thu, June 24, 2004 - 7:57 AMA friend of mine was really keen on the Troi/Worf, White Women/Black Men analogy.
She alternated between finding it hot and being offended.
I know. Poor Harry. Star trek just will not let the minorities have any good play, even Sisko, who I didn't like, had all his lady loves either fall into a black hole, blow up, or leave on 90 year transport missions.
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Thu, June 24, 2004 - 9:40 AMThe only worse part to play on Star Trek (any of them) was "Ensign Smith", that poor schlub or schlubetter who got vaporized in the first few minutes of the show to "up the ante".
Didn't any of the crew figure that out?!?!?!?
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Thu, June 24, 2004 - 9:47 AMthe redshirts, aka "phaser meat".
Anyone else ever see the episode where Riker is passed by a man wearing one of the female outfits, with a skirt and bear legs?
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Thu, June 24, 2004 - 11:24 AM<<Anyone else ever see the episode where Riker is passed by a man wearing one of the female outfits, with a skirt and bear legs?>>
Bear legs? Grizzly?
Is that like a "furries" thing or something kinky like that?
Grrrrr....
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Thu, June 24, 2004 - 3:34 PMYeah, Harry Kim was kind of a loser in the ladies department. Hell, even the holographic Doctor managed to snag a girlfriend or two. What's it say when a hologram is gettin' some and a flesh-and-blood human isn't?
Sisko, I just don't understand why he couldn't get his thing going with that lady freighter captain. I mean, COME ON MAN SHE WAS HOT FOR YA!!! Geez, what a pussy Sisko was...
Still, ya gotta give credit to Worf. He bagged the Klingon/human woman, wooed troi, and married Jadzia Dax. He was definitely a much better playah than Sisko. Glad they added him to the DS9 cast.
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Thu, June 24, 2004 - 7:57 AMMeanwhile, I'm just waiting for the franchise to make SO many bad decisions we're left with "Holodeck Honeys" on the playboy channel.
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Thu, June 24, 2004 - 6:54 AMIf I were gay, I think I'd do this woman:
thalia.com/index.php
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Thu, June 24, 2004 - 9:42 AMOhhh... If I leaned that way...
This is the guy!!!
What a hunk!!!
www.tribe.net/tribe/servl...eopleCard.vm
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Thu, June 24, 2004 - 11:29 AMWell, more of a kazoo, if you know what I mean....
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Thu, June 24, 2004 - 5:43 PMWhat if you're bisexual? heh.
Well I would do Sherylin Fenn. www.cookie45.freeserve.co.uk/BW.html
I love her.. she is the most beautiful woman in the world IMHO.
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Thu, June 24, 2004 - 7:00 PMI would definitely do JLPicard...
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Thu, June 24, 2004 - 7:08 PMhe's sooo sexeh! I was glad to find out the rumors about him being gay weren't true.. although.. I don't know why I would care because either way he wouldn't do me. Sometimes I think he should have played Gandalf in LOTR. -
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Thu, June 24, 2004 - 7:15 PMsorry that was totally non sequitur
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Sat, April 23, 2005 - 7:39 PMAnnie Lennox makes me hot but so does Gavin Newsom.
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Wed, April 27, 2005 - 7:15 AMIn no particular order...
Lauren Graham
Joely Richardson
Allison Hanigan
Juliette Binoche